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Naslov: Ken Rockwell is the Chuck Norris of photography
Poruka od: Zoran Rodic Jul 08, 2011, 08:41:33 pre podne

:) Ako je i bilo, neka .... zasluzuje bis  ;)

Ken Rockwell's camera has similar settings to ours, except his are: P[erfect] Av[Awesome Priority Tv[Totally Awesome Priority] M[ajestic]
 
Ken Rockwell doesn't color correct. He adjusts your world to match his.
 
Sure, Ken Rockwell deletes a bad photo or two. Other people call these Pulitzers.
 
Ken Rockwell doesn't adjust his DOF, he changes space-time.
 
Circle of confusion? You might be confused. Ken Rockwell never is.
 
Ken Rockwell doesn't wait for the light when he shoots a landscape - the light waits for him.
 
Ken Rockwell never flips his camera in portrait position, he flips the earth
 
Ken Rockwell ordered an L-lens from Nikon, and got one.
 
Ken Rockwell is the only person to have photographed Jesus; unfortunately he ran out of film and had to use a piece of cloth instead.
 
When Ken Rockwell brackets a shot, the three versions of the photo win first place in three different categories
 
Before Nikon or Canon releases a camera they go to Ken and they ask him to test them, the best cameras get a Nikon sticker and the less good get a Canon sticker
 
Once Ken tested a camera, he said I cant even put Canon on this one, thats how Pentax was born
 
Rockwellian policy isn't doublethink - Ken doesn't even need to think once
 
Ken Rockwell doesn't use flash ever since the Nagasaki incident.
 
Only Ken Rockwell can take pictures of Ken Rockwell; everyone else would just get their film overexposed by the light of his genius
 
Ken Rockwell wanted something to distract the lesser photographers, and lo, there were ducks.
 
Ken Rockwell is the only one who can take self-portraits of you
 
Ken Rockwell's nudes were fully clothed at the time of exposure
 
Ken Rockwell once designed a zoom lens. You know it as the Hubble SpaceTelescope.
 
When Ken unpacks his CF card, it already has masterpieces on it.
 
Rockwell portraits are so lifelike, they have to pay taxes
 
On Ken Rockwell's desktop, the Trash Icon is really a link to National Geographic Magazine
 
Ken Rockwell spells point-and-shoot "h-a-s-s-e-l-b-l-a-d"
 
When Ken Rockwell went digital, National Geographic nearly went out of business because he was no longer phyically discarding photos
 
For every 10 shots that Ken Rockwell takes, 11 are keepers.
 
Ken Rockwell's digital files consist of 0's, 1's AND 2's.
 
Ken Rockwell never focus, everything moves into his DoF
 
Ken Rockwell's shots are so perfect, Adobe redesigned photoshop for him: all it consists of is a close button.
 
The term tripod was coined after his silhouette
 
Ken Rockwell never produces awful work, only work too advanced for the viewer
 
A certain braind of hig-end cameras was named after people noticed the quality was a lot "like a" rockwell
 
Ken Rockwell isn't the Chuck Norris of photography; Chuck Norris is the Ken Rockwell of martial arts.
 
Ken Rockwell never starts, he continues

Naslov: Odg: Ken Rockwell is the Chuck Norris of photography
Poruka od: Hornet Jul 08, 2011, 09:29:05 pre podne

 :D

Naslov: Odg: Ken Rockwell is the Chuck Norris of photography
Poruka od: Emilijen Jul 08, 2011, 10:40:24 pre podne

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Naslov: Odg: Ken Rockwell is the Chuck Norris of photography
Poruka od: Crni_bombarder Jul 08, 2011, 05:39:51 posle podne

Cak Noris je dobio opaku konkurenciju  :D

edit: sad tek vidim naslov teme  :D  :D  :D

Naslov: Odg: Ken Rockwell is the Chuck Norris of photography
Poruka od: Hornet Jul 08, 2011, 11:31:26 posle podne

Not just the white balance, Ken Rockwell makes the correct balance of ultraviolet, and yellow perfect balance on the Nikon.
Ken Rockwell favorite color is red. The Canon L lenses are only sycophancy.
Blue hour is when he says!

Naslov: Odg: Ken Rockwell is the Chuck Norris of photography
Poruka od: Kappri Jul 11, 2011, 04:31:59 posle podne

Ekstra...hvala Zorane za ovo... :)

Naslov: Odg: Ken Rockwell is the Chuck Norris of photography
Poruka od: neo Jul 11, 2011, 09:26:48 posle podne

 :D ;D Sjajno!

Naslov: Odg: Ken Rockwell is the Chuck Norris of photography
Poruka od: Stalker Jul 29, 2011, 09:14:43 posle podne

Forget Resolution and ISO

Resolution and ISO are silly numbers used to try to sell you more expensive cameras

Ken Rockwell

Naslov: Odg: Ken Rockwell is the Chuck Norris of photography
Poruka od: Stalker Jul 29, 2011, 09:17:11 posle podne

D3100, D5100, D7000: The biggest differences among these cameras is not technical picture quality, but how many knobs and buttons they have.

Ken Rockwell

Naslov: Odg: Ken Rockwell is the Chuck Norris of photography
Poruka od: Grizli Jul 30, 2011, 11:12:33 pre podne

 :D :D :D :D

Naslov: Odg: Ken Rockwell is the Chuck Norris of photography
Poruka od: Zoran Rodic Jul 30, 2011, 11:15:55 pre podne

Citat: Stalker  Jul 29, 2011, 09:14:43 posle podne

Forget Resolution and ISO

Resolution and ISO are silly numbers used to try to sell you more expensive cameras

Ken Rockwell

Hau jes nou.

A proizvodnja dSLR-ova je mogla prestati posle d40  ;D